Hi all. My apologies for being away for so long.Things as always are very hectic.My boys have been a major handful.It has been extremely stressful.But I wont go into that yet.Work is full on.I get just a 30 minute break a day as Athens knows.(sometimes I ring her from the humpy for a quick chat.)I hope you are all doing ok.I am hoping to be able to log onto 360 next week during my 1 week holiday.I just wanted you all to know that you all mean the world to me but I will understand if you need to take me off your list. Anyway…I have to go but wanted to say a quick hi.The loo av and black page is for yahoo protest day-April 2^nd . Have a great day/night whatever you are doing. Big flippin’ huggies to you all.

Bubba and Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, which was a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how's that toilet brush?"

"Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."

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Big huggies to you all out there.I have missed you and though it hasn’t even been a month it has felt like years since I last touched base with you all.Things are very hectic here at the moment.My boys have been full on.Must be the heat I reckon lol.I was offered a new time table at work.It is now all SEU.Whoo hooo.I accepted thinking I was still going to be able to keep most of my old timetable( behavior) but this was not the case. I now have 5 full days at work.I just get 2 breaks.A 30 minute break in the morning and a 15 minute break in the afternoon.So I am really exhausted in the arvo.It should swap back in June though.I will let you know when I hear anything.Richie seems to be doing great at his school.Paul hasn’t been suspended yet.guess they can’t really justify doing that when he is only there for 4 hours a week. Shanny is good.She is going permanent in about 2 weeks and getting training in something lol.She is also real close to going for her license. Whoo Hooo.She will love it.Thank you to all for you messages and a special ty to Dave and Suze for their text message.Luv ya both.Lilly I hope your Cert3 is going great.Keep up the good work.you can do it.I have faith in you.thank you NY for your lovely testy.You rock girl.and I luv ya.Take care all.I’m missing you all like crazy.

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Hi all.I just want you all to know that hopefully soon I should be back to normal…(whatever that is lol).My work responsibilities have increased so much but even so, I am still loving it.I just get so exhausted at the end of the day.I do think of you all often.My daughter shanny and her b/f Kyle bought me a laptop.So I am trying to get use to that.It’s way cool though cause I can sit outside with my morning coffee and do emails etc.Well on the weekends I can do that lol. It will help work wise as well as I can store all my stuff on it. Richie is doing real good at special school.So far he has been able to stay there for full days which lets me work all day.Paul’s time has been increased to 2 hours 2 days a week at regular high school.It wont go past that for a while though.Thanks you to chooky1,mid and Athens for the laughs last night.It was great.I’m working on things for work at the moment so I have to go.I also want to try to jump onto all your blogs and say hello.Have a great weekend all.

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.

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Nearly 7 am and time for me to run.Just enough time to blog a quickie lol.We are all great here.Looks like the rain has stopped.Having said that watch it fall again.haha.I was enjoying the rain.So nice to see grass in my front yard.And the birds were loving it.If I had a camera I would have taken shots of it.Oh well...tax time is coming. Hope all is well your way.Keep smiling.

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each
other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom. The other the groom broom
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress The groom broom was
handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the
bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!!!"

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me. I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."
Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"

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Been a great start to the week. I finally got my timetable worked out. But will have to get some help filling in the bits on the computer for it lol.I hate that part of signing in. Wednesday is my crappy day. I work for 2 hours but it’s like a split shift. But I reckon that will give me more time to run around and play at work. As you would have noticed I have whacked my pic on my 360.It’s because I told my sis, Athens, to adjust her profile and put her self out there.She is such a wonderful lady.Trouble is, some people take advantage of her good heart. So I told her the only way to meet someone is to get out there.lol.In return my pic goes up on my 360 and my yahoo profile(when yahoo allows me)cause she has to put hers there to.I can’t exactly ask her to do it if I don’t lol. The other thing I am doing when I visit a 360 page is to say hello to the person below me.Even if I don’t know them.Yeah I know …you are asking yourself…”is bluey loosing it?”Nuh.Can’t loose something you never had.HAHA. I like to be different and figure it won’t hurt to say hi. (ok I am loosing it…bring back the rubber ducky lol).I broke my digital camera the other day.It fell on the floor 4 times.I had it on my printer and was cleaning around my computer desk.The cord touched my hand and I thought it was a spider.and the rest is history.So at tax time it looks like I am getting a new one.I have another busy day today so it’s time I jumped off and grabbed a shower.Have a good one whatever you are doing.

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God the father was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God the father said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God the father just shrugged and said………………………..

JESUS SAVES

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As always on a Monday I am running around due to lack of time.And what do I do???I jump online to see my 360 mates and blog them.LMAO.I am fully back into work and still haven't worked out my timetable.So this morning I need to get to work early and chase up the teachers to work out times.My workload has increased so I will be flat out.And it's for the whole year.YAY!!!Anyway...I just wanted to say good morning/evening and leave you all with a joke.Have a lovely day.

After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the UK newspapers read:
" English archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Scots.
One week later, "The Kerryman," a southwest Irish newsletter, reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 meters in peat bog near Tralee ,Paddy O'Tooll, a self taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Paddy has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Ireland had already gone wireless.

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Hello to all.Well it seems that I was supposed to be at work on Thursday and Friday last week.Too bad I didn’t know.I thought I had at least another week off while they waited for numbers.But apparently I am on the playground roster lol.So there you go. But that ment that now is panic time.I haven’t met the new staff. Although another aid at work looks similar to me and the kids and teachers are always getting us mixed up.She was introduced as me Thursday and Friday.That might explain why no one contacted me.They thought I was already there.LMAO.So heres the thing.My hours are very small at the moment until other things get worked out but that’s no problem as my hours always fluctuate. I had enough time to print out a few roster templates and get a notebook for work.Now I just have to make sure I have my uniform ready and that I remember to shave my legs. It’s not a pretty site. My legs put Rupunzle to shame.HA HA.Ok now that I have grosed you all out I’d like to say…WHOOO HOOO for school being back in.To all the mums and dad’s out there have a wonderful day.After 6 weeks at home with the kiddies you all deserve it.Take care all.

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."

I asked her what it was, and she told me there was water in the carburetor. I thought for a moment, then said, "You know, I don't mean this offensively, but you don't know the carburetor from the accelerator."

"No, there's definitely water in the carburetor," she insisted.

"OK Honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"

"In the lake."

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Have loads to do as always...I am just checking in.Hopefully I will get to blog you all tonight.Keep smiling.

You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

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