Last updated Mon 16 Jul 2007 Member since May 2007
This is my description heh
These web folks are tough
Like the Google says this imagge maybe copiedrigghted. Why can't I type this week?
She constantly yells "CAREFUL" at my Dad. It startles him and he almosts wrecks uhm lol
'My wife cannot ride in a car without telling whoever is
driving what to do, when to do it, etc. She is, bar none,
the worst back seat driver in the world. I have long
thought this, though she would deny it. She claimed she
seldom, if ever made comments about my driving. I, of
course, claimed the opposite. Now I have proof.
The other day we were headed for the mall and my daughter
piped up, "Daddy, before you married Mommy, who told you
how to drive?" '
A guy once told me that pulling a train meant something naughty
I dont get it ![]()
Any how this joke made me think of this phrase.
While vacation, a man and his wife check into a hotel. The
husband wants to have a snack at the restaurant, but his
wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to
their room to rest.
She lies down on the bed... just then, a train passes by
very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's
thrown out of the bed.
Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down
once more. But just a few minutes later a train again
shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.
Exasperated, she calls the front desk and asks for the
manager who says he'll be right up.
The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story
is true.
"Look... lie here on the bed -- you'll be thrown right to
the floor!" So he lies down next to the wife.
Just then the husband walks in. He takes one look at the
manager lying in bed with his wife and yells, "Hey! What
are you doing in here!?"
The manager calmly replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting
for a train?"
"In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law
of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window."
--Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School.
Late former director? Do they keep Directors around after they ar e llate? lol
I watt for youri responsive to Ramen. Let us do lunch.
From Raman Sule
Abidjan West Africa
Tel: ()
Dearest One,
I am Raman Sule the only son of late former Director of
Financed Sule KAMARA Sierra-Leone diamond and mining
corporation. With regards to my through study of your
business profile, I therefore decide to engage you in this
proposal.
My late father kept this money meant for the procurement
of some construction equipment for my country before his
sudden death with regards to this, am at present residing
in Abidjan, Cote D'lvoire where I am residing under
political asylum.
The money (18.2million USD) Deposited by my late father in
one of the prime local bank here in cote lvoire, I will be
furnishing you as soonest I hears from you all contractual
details therein in the Deeds of deposit with the bank
here, and I hope you will Treat this as urgent as a matter
of secret as I have all trusts and confidence on you as
this money is the hope of my life, it is very important.
Please do contact me immediately you have gone through my
message. fill free and make it urgent, bear in mind that a
16% of the total sum will be disbursed to your person
inform of compensation and in case of any other necessary
expense you might insure during this transaction. NB: Try
and negotiate for me some profitable blue chip
insvestment, project in your country after when the money
is transferred to your account. Personally I am interested
in estate management and hotel business, please advice me.
Please don’t hesitate to contact me as soon as possible
and a mate of urgency. Follow by your full details
telephone fax number home address including the account
where to transfer the money. Meanwhile keep this
transaction secret and confidential as it is the only hope
of my life; please call me immediately you have finish go
through my message.
I watt for youri responsive,
Best regard
Raman Sule.
some of the best thinks in life are free