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A place to vent, to think, to write, to escape, to play, to tempt, to taunt....
Now let me tell you....
This will NEVER happen!!! Hahhahaha
| Beck will go to jail for ... Performing a strip tease on the street 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com |
This above picture is the closest I'm ever gonna get to showing anyone my pussy!!! LOL
What would you do? You make the choice! Don't look for a punch
line; There isn't one! Read it anyway. My question to all of you is:
Would you have made the same choice?
At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning
disabled children,the father of one of the students delivered a speech
that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the
school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:
"When not interfered with by outside influences, everything
nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn
things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other
children do. Where is the natural order of things in my
was scheduled to be next at bat.
At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their
chance to win the game? Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone
knew that a hit was all but impossible 'cause Shay didn't even know how
to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.
However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher,
recognizing the other team putting winning aside for this moment in
Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay
could at least be able to make contact. The first pitch came and Shay
swung clumsily and missed. The pitcher again took a few steps forward to
toss the ball softly towards Shay. As the pitch came in, Shay swung at
the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.
The game would now be over, but the pitcher picked up the soft
grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman.
Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.
Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the head of the
first baseman, out of reach of all team mates. Everyone from the stands
and both teams started yelling, "Shay, run to first! Run to first!"
Never in his life had Shay ever ran that far but made it to first base.
He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.
Everyone yelled, "Run to second, run to second!"
Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming
and struggling to make it to second base. By the time Shay rounded
towards second base, the right fielder had the ball, the smallest guy on
their team, who had a chance to be the hero for his team for the first
time. He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag,
but he understood the pitcher's intentions and he too intentionally
threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head. Shay ran
toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the
bases toward home.
All were screaming, "Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay"
Shay reached third base, the opposing shortstop ran to help him
and turned him in the direction of third base, and shouted, "Run to
third! Shay, run to third" As Shay rounded third, the boys from both
teams and those watching were on their feet were screaming, "Shay, run
home! Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the
hero who hit the "grand slam" and won the game for his team.
That day, said the father softly with tears now rolling down his
face, the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and
humanity into this world.
Shay didn't make it to another summer and died that winter,
having never forgotten being the hero and making his Father so happy and
coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of
the day!
AND, NOW A LITTLE FOOTNOTE TO THIS STORY: We all send thousands
of jokes through the e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes
to sending messages about life choices, people think twice about
sharing. The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through
cyberspace, but public discussion about decency is too often suppressed
in our schools and workplaces.
If you're thinking about forwarding this message,chances are
that you're probably sorting out the people on your address list that
aren't the "appropriate" ones to receive this type of message. Well, the
person who sent you this believes that we all can make a difference. We
all have thousands of opportunities every single day to help realize the
"natural order of things." So many seemingly trivial interactions
between two people present us with a choice: Do we pass along a little
spark of love and humanity or do we pass up that opportunity to brighten
the day of those with us the least able, and leave the world a little
bit colder in the process?
A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats
it's least fortunate amongst them.
You now have two choices:
1. Delete
2. Forward
Have a wonderful Easter Sunday... peace and love
Trips xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
As you hold the twins' close in memory,
Even though you are apart,
I know their spirits' will live on,
Deep inside your heart.
One of my closest girlfriend's gave birth on this day 6 years ago. She was pregnant with twin girls - her first pregnancy and birth. Unfortunately the twins were stillborn. I did not know her at the time and for this I am almost thankful.
How a mother, any mother could go through this and come out the other side astounds me. I have the utmost respect and love and amazement at her strength of character in dealing with this grief, so intense is it, I can barely even dare to imagine.
I do not know the entire story, maybe in time she will share it with me, but I do know that after delivery, when she was rushed to theatre (because she was haemorrhaging) she remembers wishing they would leave her in peace to hold her babies in her arms and she said to me, as they wheeled her up in the lift to the operating table (and her girls were no longer in her arms) she honestly didnt care at that moment if she lived or died.
Her story is a constant reminder to me to hug and tell my children I love them everyday. I am truly blessed with two healthy boys, who while they test my patience and sanity at times, are here with me, allowing me to share their lives. I will never try to take that for granted, and when I do I think of Nicole.
I visited her today with a poem and a card, and I held two single pink Gerbers with bows. But as I got to her door I could only lay them on the welcome mat. I just didnt have the strength to see her, and I didnt think it fair that my inability to hold it together should influence her. But she rang me and thanked me and made me feel special, and I guess that's a further testiment to her character. She is a remarkable woman.
Anyway, I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of you today Nic.
Love Beck xxxxxxxxxxxxx
P.S. She now has two beautiful girls aged 5 and 3 years.
Wont be blogging for the next 5 days... off on a little holiday to Echuca!
The boys are sooooooooooooooooooo excited... Oliver especially... he jsut wants to go fishing wiht his Dad more than anything in this world!!! LOL My guess is, it'll last about 5 minutes (10 if I'm lucky!!)
Love to you all, look after yourselves and each other, and I'll look forward to catching up on all the news when I return.
Big hugs and kisses,
Beck xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Bruce has been feeding these 4 brush-tailed possums for some time now... They are really 'tame' and a few nights ago I saw one tugging at the base of his jeans and looking up at him like a child as if to say 'feed me'. I know they are wild and feral animals and I dont think it's the brightest of ideas, but they have proved to be harmless and they have never caused us any problems. The guy next door has possum huts in his trees with a camera inside one of them and he has been watching and recording them on webcam for some time. Anyways, I dont really go outside much after dark, and I never usually feed them. But this little one looked so cute tugging at Bruce's jeans that I decided to take him out a pear.
So there I am with pear in hand and I am holding it in the palm of my hand like I'm feeding a horse (I know I'm an IDIOT) and this little possum jumps onto the table and takes a bite - OF MY FREAKING FINGER!!!! Damn damn damn!!! When he finally lets go, I run screaming inside yelling, "FUCK FUCK FUCK" and Bruce just stares at me. I swear I looked like a maniac! Anyway my finger is throbbing and bleeding and hurting like hell, and then my fear sets in and I decide I better ring the 24hour nurse hotline and they say go to the hospital!! Now we all know the public hospital system...but it's a feral animal and apparently I need to have it checked and I need antibiotics and a tetanus shot!
So after about 6 hours of sitting in Emergency I am finally released with shot and antibiotics for the next 10 days and the only consolation is that the possum bite through the top of my middle finger so now I get to make a rude sign at everyone when I show em!!!! LOL It could only happen to me I tell ya!!!!