My Daily Medication consists of pills for my Epilepsy, pills for Depression, pills for Cholesterol, a pill to help me sleep and finally pills for the Pain in my Left Ankle, Left Knee, Back, Left Elbow and Arm and also for my Neck. I also take Ventolin most of these injuries are from my time served in the Army and now that I’m Retired from work I get these Medications for free paid for by Department of Veterans Affairs. These are my daily Medications and they make me very tired, I take the Epilepsy Meds at 08:30, 11:30 and 21:30 Hrs. I sleep between 11:30 Hrs until 14:00 Hrs and mostly during the night but if I cant I’m usually on the Computer looking around and on mine and other people’s pages and that is about it for my daily routine.

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. - Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge financial settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.If you still remember him, pass this on; if not, join the majority and do nothing

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. Smart Arse Ha ha ha ha

A friend of mine, Charmaine started working in the Police Credit Union a couple of months ago she had never worked in a bank before and was nervous about it alittle, it is right inside the Shopping Mall where I go for Breakfast and Coffee, I usually stand outside near the bank area to have my smokes and coffee, well today I was on my way out quick as I could because Joe Hockey was walking around the area and I dont like babbling Pollies so I walked into the bank and told her what happened about a Month ago, I told her that about a Month ago I was outside having a smoke and coffee and noticed a very strange Black Van with Tinted windows that I had never seen in the area before with the front window down just alittle, so I finished my smoke and went inside and told security about the Van and by the time we had gotten back down to it, the Cops had it surrounded and the people inside the Van in Cuffs and were leaving for the Police Stn, Charmaine was not impressed in the least her eye's widened up like she was just told some bad news I thought she was going to faint,, I asured her that, thats why I left it so long to tell her as I did want to spook her just when she started a new job hahaha. Thank God you smoke and take notice of things she said as she got the rest of the Staff around and told them the story.

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