Somewhere to spend my spare time... sharing random thoughts and fun stuff. Visitor's always welcome!
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
They don't stop to ask directions
4. WHY DO SOME MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACK?
Because their balls may fall over their butt-hole and create a vapor lock
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(It's ok 2 laugh! I promise!) ![]()
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5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
So they wouldn't sniff other men's crotches in Public!... Unfortunately some still get the urge to hump women's legs at cocktails parties
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
~ His rough draft before the final copy ~
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
don't know.....it's never happened
Aww, c'mon fellas... we laugh at your blonde jokes!
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
A vibrator can't mow the lawn! ![]()
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If you haven't got a smile on your face
and laughter in your heart...
Then you're always gunna be
an old sour fart!

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
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